the threat of the three-year-old faggot?

was evidently too much for a 21-year-old Tampa father to handle.

Ronnie Paris Jr. went on trial for his life last week in Florida after his 3-year-old son was beaten to death.

Ronnie was afraid that his 3-year-old would be gay.

And evidently, given the choice between living with a potentially gay son (because, you know, our sexualities are completely cemented by age three, so it was logical to predict a three-year-old's sexual orientation) and being put to death for murdering him and removing that awful "gay scourge" from the earth, Ronnie-boy here thought the more acceptable choice was the latter.

The toddler's mother, Nysheerah Paris, testified that her husband thought the boy might be gay and would force him into a box.

Evidently, they didn't have a closet handy to force him into.



Oh, and even better: there's a chance that ever-popular "gay panic" defense will be employed in the murdering father's trial. Because obviously, it's ok to kill someone you're supposed to love and care for if there's a slight chance that said child would be gay. Better to off them early, you know. (please note the sarcasm)